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Silly American Don't Question Your Goverment Like These People
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Evil Ranking:
1. Teacher Union's
2. Department of Homeland Security
3. Paula Abdul
6. Hitler
8. Genghis Khan
10.
IM convo about a college course teacher
Eric: my teacher today couldn't work a overhead projector
Eric: she called a tech
Eric: he replaced the bulb
Eric: still didnt work
Eric: come to find out it wasnt plugged in
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I'd look so sexi as a nazi. Nazi's are cute when their young. If only they never grew up.
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This is a true story and was the First Place winner in a recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest:
A Charlotte, N. C. lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things Within a month,
having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet
having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed
claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in quote "a series of
small fires". The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held
a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable and was obligated to
pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires".
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on
24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and his testimony from the
previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in
jail and a $24,000 fine.
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